having heard I keep money in the house.
He'd found an old dildo and was going to steal it for his girlfriend.
I had to explain how to do it and he agreed eventually
They'd gone off a bit but Eddie couldn't tell.
I shot my load and went to bed. Left him still at it.
Locked in of course
I just looked in on him this morning, he's still going strong,
Up all night probably. It's good stuff that Viagra.
I expect he'll still be up for it if I pop in after I've had breakfast.
I'll probably give him his clothes back when he goes down.