First Catch Your Rogue - 4 One for Posterity

"Please Mister, I didn't mean no 'arm!

I just wanted a bit of money, like,
to buy a Chrissy present for me Mum, like.

She'll go mad if you 'and me over to the rozzers. 

Please don't turn me in, Mister!
I'll pay for the window, like!

I'll do anyfing. Anyfing!"

Well, I'm not made of stone, so, later.......

(click,...... click,.....click)

"This is, like, really weird, Mister",
(click) 
"I never had my ass, like, shaved like that before".
(click, click) 

"You won't, like, tell me Mum, will you? She'll go mad".
(click,...... click,.....click)
"This is soooo weird....
(click, click) 
Hey Mister, whatcha doin'?
Oooh!"
(clatter, clatter)

.......tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock.....

" Sorry 'bout that Mister, but your hand was, like, dead cold......like"
(click)

"....made me jump, like. Sorry"

(click, click)
"Is yer camra alright then?
(click, click)
 "Mister? You ain't gonna show those pictures to anyone.... ?"
(gulp!) 
".......are you?"

(click, click, click, click, click)

"Mister? Can I have my jeans back now?"
 (click, click)
"Please Mister? (sniff)"
(click)  
"Please! I wanna go home!"
 (click, click, click........)

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